HAPPY NEW YEAR!
I am stuck at home welcoming the new year with...
Naggings and scoldings about money and me being a lazy bum.
Well that was in the afternoon.
Luckily it ended when it was later in the night or
else it would be..
1991-2009 on my gravestone.

Woke up today.
Changed.
Went swimming alone.
But well it ended up not very alone-ish.
After swimming for about 30minutes I spotted
the basketball people.
As in the Larry gang.
It was kinda nice to have company even though the plan
was to be alone and swim.
So well,
I swam, watched them crap, played the slide
but the spent most of the time at the bottom of the slide watching a guy
who looks like.

A super huge malay grizzly bear.

Well we spent most of the time watching him because
he was attracting a whole lot of attention.
He was able to erm.
Glide on the water?
As in.
When he hit the water at the bottom of the slide,
he sorta bounces on the water with his really huge ass
and yea. Glides? LOL
So Larry and the guys decided to try it out but erm.
None of them succeeded.

Then rushed home to put the bike
and off to serangoon to collect WII.
WIIWIIWIIWIIWIIWIIWIIWIIWIIWIIWIIWII
WIIWIIWIIWIIWIIWIIWIIWIIWIIWIIWIIWII
WIIWIIWIIWIIWIIWIIWIIWIIWIIWIIWIIWII!
MUAHAHAHAHAH
And introducing...

RAYMAN RAVING RABBIDS TOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
OMG
This is just addictive shit. SERIOUSLY
IF youve got a WII and you dont have this game.
YOU DONT HAVE WII AT ALL!

Just look at how adorable they are.
Now imagine you torturing them in the game.
SO MUCH FUN! LOL

And since it was nearby, I went to get dinner.
BOTAK JONES!

YES YES YES! I AM LOVIN IT! :D

BUT! Somethings wrong...

WHERES THE CROWD?! WOOTS!
Like okay. I think I was a little bit early.
But I think this is such a rare sight I had to take a picture of it.

Then there was another nice thing.

That was the PACKAGING! LOOK!
SO DAMN COOL!
Its the first time I am taking away botak jones you see.
So I am amazed by the packaging.
ITS REALLY SO COOL! LOL

And then there was another thing that caught my attention.
And that is the receipt.

From this you can see a normal receipt.
But okay.
If you dont know..
They will actually ask for your name when you order and its printed on
the receipt.
NOW LOOK AGAIN!

WTF!
31 December 2008 is the date I have officially changed my name into
Joseph Tan Xing Kai.
#^&#@%@#^#$&#^%#$^ LOL

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Okay and there was.
Last saturday.
Wedding buffet thingy.
Lots of photos.
And Erm.
I am so lazy to elaborate.



My lil cousin

My second aunt

MY big uncle. Like really big.

My youngest aunt

MY mum

My smaller uncle. Not really small.

Wanling

MY sis. And the lil cuz again.

And finally a picture of me.

And erm.
After all that.
Heres a question.
Guess which one's the bride? :X


And lastly.
The Groom. LIKE FINALLY?
LOL
And damn!
Both of them are just so good-looking.
Their children are so going to be models.

Okay.
End of the post.
Now for the last time.
HAPPY 2009 PEOPLE
And sorry to the guy friends who are out.
I really want to be there playing and watching movies and
counting down and stuff.
But erm.
I am quite stuck at home. Z

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2 days after christmas
4 day to the end of 2008

YAY!
I am sucking on a candy cane given by some really
sugar-coated person.
I am two days late to eat this though.
Its 2 days after Christmas already.

Christmas Christmas Christmas.
How did I spend Christmas?
In a boring but super fun way beh.
Or at least, it was fun to me?

I started of the day in bed and rotting at home.
But then I went to clements house to pump the basketball
and leave the ball with him before leaving for Charlie's house.
He made me laugh alittle before I left.

- Clement's self-pawn -
> He looks around his house once every few seconds or so
> He tells me that he sees something is moving around in his house
> Says that theres nobody else at home except him
> Freaks me out alittle bit because of you know you know
> Ends up telling me that.....
> He thinks that its because of his super long and disgustingly thick fringe that is covering his eyes so he thinks his seeing things.

Then I made my way to Charlie's house for potluck.
And well since I did not know where Charlie's house is.
I asked Clement before leaving and he told me block 633
which is at ave8.
So I cycled around ave8 finding 633 only to cycle pass blocks
689+ and 699+.
Then I decided to call somebody at Charlie's house already and ask for the
block again.
AND WOW!
SengGuan: 699.
Me: Q%@#^$#$%^#$&%$ SCREW CLEMENT

So anyway.
I bought fries and went up only to see..

Mahjong freaks.
OH anyway.
I think Charlie's house is quite big and comfy.
It has the erm..
Chinese new year phewlyng. :X

So I started munching on food and watching shows.
Until later in the night.
Went to play bball and came back to....

EARN SOME MONEY!
Fake money that is.
Monopoly money.

Took over fidelis for the first round because she
was turning into a drunken lobster.
Or erm. Sleepy lobster?

Got alittle bit bored while playing so took some photos around.
And please realize that the focus of the photo is.
Weekiat taking a photo of me and not
ELLEENWITHTHEREALLYWEIRDGOLDENHAIRBAND
Oops?

HOHOHO!
Then Santa gave Junming some sleeping pills.
And a hoodie to cover the light.
SO off to Alaska he went~~~

Then even later into the night.
As in morning.
When more people left, we decided to play monopoly again.
This time we started at 4am and ended at
8am? 4 hours of monopoly. INSANE?
OF COURSE!

So the game ended like that.
With me being richer than the bank.
MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA?
I never lose in monopoly HUR HUR!

So Honghui the banker gave me this to represent 100k worth of 5k notes.
WOOTS!
The bank was BANKRUPT!

Hehe.
I think I sound like a kid boasting about his win over monopoly.
Nevermind.
I shall continue blogging about today tomorrow.
:D

9:22:00 PM,
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TWO MORE DAYS TO CHRISTMAS!
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS
IS
YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUU~~~~~~~~~~

Okay. Now for the tags.
:D:D
Please continue to read my blog and dont just read the post with tags.
And sorry for the late replies too!
:X

fidelis: WHAT! LOLS but you guys agreed anyway! So its not all my fault. Right?

Elleen: Wah lao. Really meh. But isnt it good for posts to be crappy? And you steal the itouch from who de sia.

Josephine: WEI! You. You still say. HMPH! You better thank me soon for whats happening :X

angie: . . . Wah lao. Like that you also got notice. You win liao larh da bian! LOL

wk: ARH? LOLS Kill me? Why? Huhs. What kit kat. Shit. I think I got short term memory. SHIT!

cecilia: Go away. This just means that you dont read my post the lorhs. You only scroll down and tag. DAMN YOU CCL. DAMN YOUR CHAO CHEE LAI

clement: :( LAZY LARH. Keep on twilighting. Omg. Like so super sibei sian you know.

Jingyang: Okay. I think i know that too. But please control yourself. :X

Kailing: Huhs. Really meh. I was with who? Jackie arh? arH? Alamak

cheryl: OH shit. I think its abit too late. Erm. I think Dont need to do ler barh. LOL

jiaxin: AYIO! Stop calling me that larh! And hors. He angry liao lorhs. I so long never see him on CS

Felicia: Thanks for tagging lesbian. -..-

Angus: I am goin to make you gay too angus. WATCH ME! :D

Melissa: . . . What thing SIA! What I do! I dont like to scold vulgarities de larh knn! LOL

Crystal: WAH SEH! SISTER! I thought you already die liao. LOL. Thanks and Merry christmas to you too! :D

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9:00:00 PM,
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I. MISS. THE. ABOVE. LARH. LOL
But now I know its at
WHITE SANDS! = 15 to 20minutes away!

OH NO OH NO OH NO!
I havent blogged for more than 10 days!
I have been busy being lazy.
SHEESH!

Okay so anyway.
I am not going to blog things chronologically.
It will be too much trouble to do so.
So I will just blog according to how I uploaded the pictures.
:D


But er..
I think I will just start with yesterday.
Had the above for lunch! :D
Rite pizza.
And obviously not all for myself.
I was called up by Mr Png to go over to his house in the afternoon.
And I cant believe I actually agreed to wake up.
I was feeling so freaking tired and stuff and wanted to continue sleeping
and had the mindset that
> The person who calls me up shall get scolded by me
> Then I shall drop back to bed and go to sleep again.
But instead of that happening.
I picked up the phone and heard
"YO YO YO YO!!! WANT PIZZA?"
> I sat straight up and answered yes
> Hung up the phone.
> Laid back onto my bed thinking of what the heck I just agreed to.

:X

Hmm. And last saturday.
Went to Wild Wild Wet.
LIKE FINALLY!
I know I am going to sound like a serious NOOB!
But I FINALLY GOT TO GO TO WWW!
WOOTS!
Okay. Laugh at me if you want but I cant find the right people to go with the okay.

So I went with this group of people.

ZY,YQ,HB,MANFRED,FI,GUS,JM,ME
(Only manfred has to be spelt out. Stupid name you have! :P )

And the last group photo....
Which I think you still cant see anything clearly. :X

Wild Wild Wet wasnt much actually.
I think the ticket price is alittle bit crazy or should i say WILD.
It cost like a bomb to go in and its not as though there are alot of
rides or slides inside to play.
I think I pretty much tried everything and I think only 3 things are fun.

1) The samsung thingy where you feel like committing suicide as you go down.
2) The big big urla thingy where you can take photos with 5 other people.
3) And the Tsunami. You dont get waves like that in Singapore so thats why.
The rest were... Hmm.. OKAY LARH~

But still it was fun because of the company!
And even better I DIDNT HAVE TO PAY!

SO THANK YOU ZHI YING!

Oh oh oh!
Then after that we had macdonalds there!

AND I GOTTA COMPLAIN! I'm NOT REALLY lovin' it

See the mayonnaise above?
Well.. I just opened it and when I looked inside.

THIS WAS IT!
EMPTY!
WHERE IS MY MAYO MACDONALDS!


NOW NOW NOW!
To continue.
Hmmmm.
OH!

Check out this dessert! So christmassy huh?
Hehe. I shall advertise alittle bit.
It comes with two flavours.
Mango and .... Something else that I cant remember.
But well the main attraction is that!

They actually put a cute little Santa figuring on the top of the dessert!

But if you look closely. The santa looks like how I am looking.
HO HO HO? or OH OH OH?

Anyway you can find the dessert at Buangkok.
Its worth trying and well the dessert shop there is full of wonderful sweet stuff.
:D :D
Go try it before Christmas ends!

And after trying it you can go to the NTUC beside it and look up.

You will be able to see these THANGS hanging on the ceiling.
They look like marshmellows hanging down to create a halloween effect.
But well, they were obviously meant to display a snowy effect because of Christmas.
One word for the decorations.
-FAIL-

And recently I got to see many people!
First I got to see BENNY!

I think that his such a nice guy. Like really. I mean it. :X

Then there was jie pin aka turtle. (Ignore his hand)

And turtle aka jie pin (Please continue to ignore his hand)
The only reason I want to take a photo with him is because
of his hair which makes him look like some Japanese-boy-boy.
NO I AM NOT JEALOUS OF HIS HAIR NO NO NO!

And finally. I spent a day with JACKIE!
MY FLOWER! :D
His been busy most for the most of his holiday
so like FINALLY!
I managed to spend a day with him.
Like always.. We wanted to play basketball before anything else.
So...

- Chapter 1 -
1) We took the basketball.
2) Found out that there was not enough air
3) I gave him the pump to pump the ball while I went to the washroom
4) Came out of the washroom seeing him cover the ball by the airhole
5) "The needle broke and its stuck in the ball"
6) *Stares at each other and starts giggling. Then starts LAUGHING OUT LOUD*
7) Grabs a plier to pull out the needle
8) Basketball aint a basketball anymore - It was more of rugby ball.

- Chapter 2 -
1) We decided to try putting the needle back onto the pump.

This is what we get.
2) We put the needle into the freezer ( Thinking that it will contract )
3) We put the other part into a plate of boiling water ( Thinking that it will expand)
( The point was to put the needle into the circular thing so that we can screw it back onto the pump)
4) After 10 minutes.
5) We try pushing it back in.
6) This is what we get.

7) The needle bent.
8) We dropped on the floor laughing out asses off.
EL OWE EL

So we gave up on basketball and went cycling.

And cycled to...

JALAN KAYU FOR PRATA!

We are not gay by the way.


And finally a photo of the ever
hottest/cutest/sexiest JACKIE.

I am really not gay. I am just blogging as if I am one.

5:38:00 PM,
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(In order to have higher chance that you actually read my blog the tags shall be replied at the bottom of the post. XP )

YAY! WeeKiat's new haircut.
Which you cant really see from here. :X

RANDOM!

After 1 week.
I cant believe it.
I think I am going to make blogging a once a week thing soon.
This is so bad. I am quite sick of Japanese songs now.
BACK TO ENGLISH SONGS
And this is going to be really really LONG.

Anyway.
I am in quite a cranky mood now thanks to my mother.
So let me start of a with a question.

What would your mother say if...
1) You are feeling cold even though the temperature is okay around you.
2) You are wearing a jacket at home.
3) You keep sneezing.
4) You keep sniffing.
5) You look like you are dieing.

- A normal mother would most probably say that you are down with a cold and stuffs.
But well.
My mother is like this.

She is like. OMG. I dont know what to say.
I mean she didnt say all those but
She just came to me when I was suffering from 1 to 5.
Looked at me with a very serious face and asked
"Are you on something? (Drugs)"
LIKE WHAT THE FCUK!
My mother is so trusting huh?

Okay.
Anyway.
My sister is finally back home in Singapore.
Even though its just a week.
WELCOME BACK DA JIE! :D
So well.
She was on a business trip so I was not expecting much from her anyway.
but HEY HEY!
She got balls for ME!
I mean.
Erm those gachapon thingys.

I mean erm. This this.

One of them contained this.
Diedara~ Terrorist Bomber from Shippuuden
And the other contained GRIMMJOW! :D :D
THANKS JIE JIE!

But of course thats not all she brought back.

There are still plastic bags on the floor. :S

And LOOK! We dont have this in Singapore right?
ORANGE FLAVOUR! :P

Okay and again.
Back to today.
I think I have lost my sense of time.
I spent the whole of today playing this in class.
And of course laughing ME ARSE OFF
You guys should seriously try this.
Karoshi Suicide Salaryman
In the game.
You are suppose to find ways to kill yourself! EXCITING RIGHT!

In this level. The buttons left and right are the opposite.
I just ended up stuck here for about 20minutes because I could
not stop LAUGHING! ARGH!

This. This.... DAMN! I wasted another 20minutes
of my life being dumb infront of my friends.

This is the second last level.
Wasted 30 minutes of my time because I thought.
Erm. Nevermind go try and find out yourself.
You will just slap yourself in the face when you found
out how you are suppose to get pass this level...

Now..
REWIND REWIND REWIND!!
Last week.
I thought that money was dropping from the sky.
NOT?
I saved money and spent it foolishly on food.
Pizza on the first day and Swensens on the next day.
You might think its okay.
BUT I AM POOR YOU KNOW?!

Blur photo of Mr Ang. De erm. M*n B***s Guy? OOPS?

And wee hee. Look! GUAN WEI! WE KNOW ITS YOU!

Eating with friends is fun.
But in order to do this you need money.
And in order to get money you need work.
Work most of the time is not fun.
So what do you get in the end?

Eating with friends = Fun/Not fun?
*SIGNS*

I think it was erm. On.
Erm.
Monday? Or was it Tuesday?
OR Wednesday? Maybe it was Saturday or Sunday.
SHIT!
I need to stop blogging weekly and blog more often.
I just took this picture on one of the days last week.

Birds too have gathering okay!
Wonder what they are talking about.
Christmas? HEHEHE

Went for countdown last year and well.
It was fun, sweaty and sticky.
SUPER HIGH AND STUFF
But I dont think I want to go for Christmas countdown this year.
I dont want to be like...

That. :X

Maybe I will go once every few years to remind myself
that I dont want to go. How ironic.

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