Friday, October 31, 2008

BI BI!
PI PI!
TI TI!
HE HE HE HE HE!

Yes.
I shall blog.
I have 2 important people that I have to wish.
And some other miscellaneous stuffs.

So I shall sir-tard of with DA wishing.

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The belated-belated-belated
HAPPY BDAY
to
ZHI YING

I think he rarely uses the computer but still
I would like to wish him here.
All the best for his olevels and hurry get a GF! (I think I need one too. -...-)
And also.
I think I am a real failure as his friend.
I dont even have his blardy email address or msn.
DAMN!

BUT BUT BUT!
I finally got photos of him!
WEE HEE!

LOOK!
Thats his face when he opened my present!
It was the
"Oh no, I think I expected something as useless and stupid as this" face.

And YEAP!
Thats the thingy I bought.
Its some lameshit massaging thingy. LOL!

And theres fidelis trying to destroy my present!
ROAR!

And finally!
LETS GO GREEN!
Its all thing green and Zhiying-ISH!

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THEN THEN THEN
There was the belated.

HAPPY BDAY
CECILIA!
CCL!
CH** CH** LAI!

I dont know which photo to post.
So..

Since this was one of the first photos we take.
And it is your handphone wallpaper!
HEHE!

SHEN RI KUAI LE!

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And here are the miscellaneous stuff.
I just spent the last week of my holiday.
Which is also the ONLY week of my holiday
rotting and aching all over because I AM SICK!

I think everybody knows that and damn
Clement says that I am always sick.
Shit.
I think his right.

But the day before!
I started feeling better!
Like finally!
So I decided to go swimming.
Which was suppose to be something like
at least 3 times this week?
*Sign*

So went Swimming!
ALONE THAT IS.
SHEESH
Everybody is busy.
*Signs again*
But at least I met jeremy THERE!
HEHE!
SO happy!
So dragged him to the slide where he bumped his elbow!
hahahahahas.
So funny of him. :X

Then then then.
There was yesterday.
It was zi cha time with the Chong Ee/Honghui group.
It was meant to celebrate the erm.
Recovery of honghui?
Like everybody knows he just got into an accident.
And if you dont know.
Go kill yourself and view his blog.

THEN HORS
Heres the pictures.

Blur and everything. Yeap. Or else they will be covering their face.

I think I am stalking this few people. Shit.
Theres suppose to be more on my side of the table.

And if you dont know. Those two are the sickos.

And why are they the sickos?
Well thats because when they are together.
They will always come up with wtfbbq ideas.
This time.
It was to play "Zhong Ji Mi Ma"
And the winner has got to eat this.

I know it looks like normal fried rice.
But actually.
Its mixed lots of chilli, kangkong blachan (I think thats how you spell it right?)
and lastly "THE SPICES FROM THE CURRY FISHHEAD"
AND DAMN!
Seng guan was luckier than everybody else.
So he had to eat 4 mouths.
But actually.
One of the turns.
He "AFKED" to buy drinks.
And we actually planned it!
HAHAHAHAHAHAS!

+++++++++++++++++++++++++++

And after 1 week.
OF
Being lazy.
Being sick.
Being an asshole.
Being a pig.
Being myself!
I finally blogged.


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HOLY SHIT!

I am BLUR-ORK-ING!

BLUR-PORKING!

But erm.
I think I am just here to reply the tags.
Shall think about the blur-porking part later.

melissa: OKAY! After 3 tags. Heres the reply. The nails thing is super random and erm. I am sick not because of jackie. :X

stan: I suddenely think you rocks. you keep tagging me. LOLS. and yes yes i will update soon.

josephine: hurhur. i know why i sick liao. because i am suppose to tell you stuff. its a curse >_< and hors. hope your phone dont have the same prob as me. it just keeps saying that theres no memory card inside.

roy: FXCK YOU! Dont come back. i hate you. i really really hate you like forever! :X Dont say about my CS! DAMN! lOLS i know you pro.

natalie: hehehe. yes yes. erm. i duno why bibi also. just BIBI LORH RURU! hahahaha

eunice: wah lao eh. why everyone sick liao then blame me de. my family ppl sick ler also blame me sial. sian.

wk: i was? since when was i high. and hurhur. YOU WERE LATE YESTERDAY! BOO TO YOU!

cecilia: One week. is omfg. over liao sia. so fast. SHIT!

jackie: YES FLOWER!! OMG! I am okay ler! LOLS! and i just saw you like 30mins ago! HAHAH

zhaokiat: EHH.. no. LOLS! I bo cd key >_<. but i play on garena. got a few pros there too! :X

clement: Hi bitch. and damn. i think so too. SHIT! I need pills!

jy: WOO! u taggED! and you viewed! when i didnt update. -..- LOL

junming: OKOK! But then like dont have your face i nthe photos. :X

FINISHED!
Now about Blur-porking.
Hmmm.
Lets see...


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Monday, October 27, 2008



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Saturday, October 25, 2008

Fever.
Horrible body ache.
Sorethroat.
Block nose.

A little bit pissed about everything
and super easily irritated right now.


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Thursday, October 23, 2008

ROAR!
<- Lion

Hehe.
I am feeling very high now.
I dont know why.
But my I am high.
I am feeling tired but still HIGH!
I need sleep but I need to move about too!
ROAR!
What to do!

Hurhur.
My laptop's back.
And my handphone has not been giving me any problem
since last night until like 5 mins ago.
It told me.
"Failed" again.
I think I should just get used to this instead of pissing myself off.

hmm..
Anyway!
During Breakfast/Lunch when I was washing my
hands alittle boy beside me was so cute!
He jumped up onto the sink and sorta hammered
the tap so that the water would come out for him to
wash his hands then then then.
After he finished washing his hands and I was
walking to get back to my friends.
He ran behind me and
"PIACK", SLAPPED ME ASS!
lOLS
He molested me in public!!
WTH!
hahaahhhaah.

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And and and.
Heres something to ask you guys.
Whats the difference with.

"My faci today is pregnant"

And

"My today faci is pregnant"


This first one was said by Weini which clearly
meant something that we didnt think of.
So what do you think shes trying to say?
Hehe.
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OH OH! And look!
My new Mozilla is like so bloody sexy!
LOOK!
Its halloween PARMP-CIN! WEET WEET!

Back to trying to pay attention to class.
GAMBATTE!


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Wednesday, October 22, 2008

Wee Hee!
I finally cut my fingernails.
&&&&&&&&&&&
My toenails TOO!
Woo hoo!
And OKAY!
That was like super duper random.
I just finished CS-ing too.
And holy shit.
I think I am becoming a noob.
DAMN!

Here are some random pictures.

Of my CS scores.

Look how beautiful they used to be.
Now its like the opposite way around.

The last few days.
Has been worst than death.
Sheesh.

So, let me start off with yesterday.
Or should I say a few days ago.
My new phone has broken down.
Like I said in the previous post.
And erm.
Its because my phone is unable to read my memory card.
And its like after every few minutes to hours it will tell me
"Failed" or "No memory card inserted"
Then there was my laptop too.
I dropped it.
And the roller and mousepad on the laptop is not working and
my laptop seems to be crashing.

So, off to Jurong.
Sent both my hp and my lappy to repair.
And after 1-2 days without my phone.
I got it back.
The person at sony ericsson:
"Theres nothing wrong with your phone however, we have helped you
upgrade you handphone software"
Took it back home.

Day1 - Absolutely no problem.
Day2 - Fail
Day3 - "No memory card inserted"

This is utter nonsense.
And I have already checked out my memory card.
And its not the problem with the memory card.
I changed to different memory cards and still, both arent working.

Then I got back my lappy.
The person shoved back the dog ears and
sort of got rid of the cracks alittle bit.
And he even changed my mother board.

Day1-Brought laptop home, Played CS, had fun.
Day2- Computer crashes. Black screen. Blue screen. Hangs whenever it is turned on.
Day3- Brings to School to reformat.
Day3(Night) - Brings home and realize that all the drivers are missing.
Day4- Goes crazy in school thinking that I have to go back down to jurong again.
OH and Jurong is where the ACER service centre is.
Day4(Continues)- Brings down to IThelpdesk at school again.
Right now- I kinda love my school. Everything is fine now.
LOL!

Anyway.
Continue of the suayness.
Yesterday.
Was the LEE-MEET!
Wheally Could Not Take It Anymore!

It was when my handphone still "FAILED" on me.
And my laptop had to be taken to reformat.
That was the beginning then.
Then when I was writing my password and stuff on a paper
for the people to reformat my com.
No ink came out of the pen.
Then my friends tried writing with the exact same pen.
And they all managed to write with ink.
Super cursed I was.

Then I proceeded to trying something.
The time then was 11am
And i said that it would surely rain at 4pm.
Unsurprisingly, about 5 to 10min after 4pm there was
Lightning and Thunder.
And soon after.
Dogs and Cats came falling down.

And the third super suay thing was.
Erm.
Wait.
Gotta side-track alittle bit.
It was Mr and Ms SEG day!
And CHAD WAS ON STAGE!

LOOK! He was singing with 1 campus superstar participant.

And then he finished off with giving white roses to people.

And one of them was given to Weini.
And well.
Heres the suay part.
She got me to hold it awhile and after sometime.
While we were queuing for food.
This happened.

The rose broke into two. How wonderful huh?

Anyway.
I think that Mr and Ms SEG sucks.
LOLs
Mr and Ms SIT was like so super much more high lorh.
Heres some pictures.

I am sorry for the super blur photos.

I was quite faraway from the stage.

Or should I say my phone just cant do any better than this.

OH and the green guy is the first runner-up

They arent all that good-looking.
But comparing them with the SEG side.
WE PWN!

Look at the number of fans/audiences.

There were even mascots.

And tada! The votes are made by pasting ping pong balls
on to the vanguard sheets on them! CUTE HUH!

AND OH OH OH! Lookie! I saw pops!
See the resemblence? We smile the same way YO!

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And 3 more random pictures before ending
this super long post.

First

Taken today.
Our Faci was so nice because he boughts choco for us!
And thats Jasper.
His 19 btw. Cant really see huh?

Second.

Red hearts!
Nothing to say about this though. :X

And finally.
Third.

I actually read a book the other day.
And I made it to page 47 in one day.
And in like 1hr plus only!

I know thats not very amazing but you see.
I am not much of a reader.
Usually.
This is what happens when I read.

Top Left - First 3 pages.
Top Right - First 8 pages
Bottom Left -8 to 10 pages.
Bottom Right - After 10 pages

HEHE!
Super long post.
And oh yea.
My mum fainted today in the LRT station.
Prays that she gets better and nothing like that happens again.
:D


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Sunday, October 19, 2008

YAHOO!
I mean.

OH OH!
Its here!
Tomorrow its going to start.
I mean ignoring the practicals.
Olevels are going to start tomorrow!

So I just want to say good luck to the following people
and all other people who reads this and are going to have their
O's tomorrow!

1) Elleen Chua
2) Jing Yang
3) Guan wei
4) Clement
5) Fidelis
6) Zhi Ying

And erm
I think I am so horrible.
But I can only think of this 6 people now.
And ELLEEN CHUA
Even though I never write card for you.
You are first on the list OKAY!
So.
Please JIA YOU JIA YOU JIA YOU!

+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

Then yesterday.
Something happened to Honghui.
I dont really know what happened but.
The information I collected were.

a) He rammed into a car.
b) He bled alot.
c) His doing fine.
d) His got lots of cuts and scratches.
e) He got bang by a car.
f) The impact from him banging into the car broke the rear view mirror
g) He flew off his bike and smashed the rear view mirror.

And if you just read the above.
You will realize that.
The information does not click.
LOL
So you just have to find out from yourself.

Wish you a uber speedy recovery HH!
:D


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Saturday, October 18, 2008


No, I am not emo.

Its just that everything isnt going well for me.
Damn.
I am broke.
School is blardy tiring.
School is really getting boring and repetive.
I cant smile and laugh like I used too.
I am tired and aching all over since I dont know when.
My lappy has wonderful cracks so I am going to send them for repairs
next week.
My handphone is somewhere in Jurong now.
Its probably being
1) Stripped
2) Molested
3) Raped
4) Sent to the hospital
5) Change its old parts for new parts like in "The Island"
6) Sent back to where I left it

And hopefully when I get it back.
It can still recognize me.

Then the last thing is that.
I think I am giving up about the hope of waiting for a
basketball.
This is ridiculous.
I should just buy it myself afterall.
Zzz.

No more pictures to be blogged the next few days.
No phone.
No picture.
No music.
No life.
I am doomed without my phone.
DAMN!


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Thursday, October 16, 2008

Ajisan yesterday!
Weehee!

Jie treated me.
So nice of her.
I actually forgot why in the world she was suppose to
treat me but HEY!
Lets be practical here.
If somebody says that he or she owes you a treat.
Of course you will go.
Eat,let them pay then maybe find out why they owe you a treat.
LOL


TonToro-Ramen :D :D Its abit too meaty.
You cant see the meat in the picture though.
They are in my stomach already. Hehes

Tada! My jie jie.
Shes looks like a piggie from here. :X

And finally! I get to know how dango taste like!
Looks quite big from here huh?

But then, compare it with my finger!
Then you will know that its just that the plate is really small.
And its sort of a waste of money.
Its like paying $3 for 4 small lil balls of MuaChee mixed with
weird super sweet sauce.
THATS ALL!
Waste my Chi-ching sia.

And and and.
Just had breakfast/lunch and lost my appetite before I even ate.

LOOK!
This is angie.
Usually she dresses like an Ah Lian OOPS!
But today.
Like what the f*ck is she WEARING!
Scare the da bian out of us.

Me: Why you wearing that sia..
Angie: Sexy marh.
Me: Wah lao. 我没有胃口吃了.
Wei ni & I : BLEHHHHhhh

Then when we met with Bryan.
Me: Look at what angie is wearing.
Angie: Sexy hor?
Bryan: 你哪里想不开?

LOL RIGHT!
Oh my god.
You should have seen how Bryan said that.
Super sarcastic and horrible.
"Ni na li xiang bu kai!" HAHAHAHHAAH

Then while we were eating.
We lost our appetite and spat out the food in our mouth.
Because we noticed this.

Like oh damn.
He needs a belt/larger shirt.
(Hope he doesnt find this >_<)
So horrible of us.
LOL!

Then lastly.
There was yesterday.
Remember when I just woke up?
Haix.
I found this when I woke up.

How wonderful huh?
Super cool classmates I have -..-
And I found some Zi Lian photos of CCL in my computer too.
DAMN!

Oh and I think I am alittle bit slow.
But good luck to those taking practical today.
And jia you!
:D


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Wednesday, October 15, 2008

'
Just woke up
Am in class now.
Bored.
And presentations are going on.


When you fall,
You can fall on me.


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Tuesday, October 14, 2008

SHAG!


I just bball-ed with my dearest flower.
My body is like in pieces.
Played 6 matches with the same 2 guys.
OH god.
THAI-URD LARHED

So lazy to post anything.
So erm.
Just 2 more things.

First are pictures!
The not-so-disgusting/pervert-ic/sadistic photos taken on my bday.

These are my ex-classmates.

They are so much more human then my present classmates.

Thats Chad. His in most of the pictures.

W45P Rawks like nutzzxzxzxzxzx

I dont mean my present class sucks. BUT

They are scary!
:X
Hope they dont read this.
Sure die again.

And secondly.

MELISSA TAN
I know how to spell your name okay.
And erm.
WHERE IS MY BASKETBALL!
ROAR!
I WANT MY BASKETBALL!
AND JOJO ALSO!
AND WHOEVER WHO IS HELPING ME GET IT!
I WANT THE BALL!
ROAR ROAR ROAR!


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Sunday, October 12, 2008

Jillson has 2 new nicknames.
P.O.D
Piece Of Disturbance.
AND
S.C
Suay Cui

And erm. Why is this so?
Heres the explanation.
On friday, I was in a crazily good mood that I went about
irritating pretty much everybody including the faci.
That led to the P.O.D because everyone was working hard
except me. :D

Then for some other day. The weather was blardy hot and my classmates
were just saying that the weather was really hot and I just commented that
"Haix. later sure heavy rain de."
1 hour later it rained cats and dogs with lightning and thunder.
So that led to S.C
I almost got killed in school because of that. :X

Okay. That was very random.
Got a little picture of a rainbow yesterday while swimming.
Ran out of the water to grab my phone and
snapped a picture.
Aint really clear though.

Yesterday.
Family reunion/Grandpa's birthday
Grandma treated the whole of my mum's side of the family
to dinner.

Lots of people? Well these are just the main family branch.
There are still lots of people in this side of the family.


So here comes the food.
Sharks FIN! YUM YUM!

Then they was fried prawns!
And look!
Amos is staring at.. I think its the prawn.

Then to every healthy meal. Theres the VEGGIE!
And when they served this.
My cousin said "要吃多一点菜才可以大便"
How nice huh? When everybody is enjoying the food -..-

And there was the best! FISH! Steamed fished!
Love it to the max!

But after less than 2minutes. . . . .
I think we all have nine lives.

And a super random shot of a pair of chopsticks.
Theres actually a story behind this.
Its special because it got dropped on the floor and stepped
on by a few people.
Then because we couldnt finish some of the dishes some retard
unknowingly used that pair of chopsticks to move the food that we
were about to give to the next table.
My sister's Bf " As long as they dont know what happened, nothing will
go wrong."
Like how un-evil is that~

ANDDDDDD
Enough of the food!
Heres the PEOPLE!

LOOK! Shes so pretty! I mean the one in red. :X

And this is my OLDER sister.
In case you think shes younger!

Lindy, Wanling and ME.

And once again. The pretty in RED!

My sister's bf. One super big joker.

Lindy trying to be disgusting. :X

My aunt! Shes so pretty too huh!
She came to our table saying
"Wah! You all the fish so much meat the arh? Ours all bones"
The she sat down and "I shall eat here"
LOL!
So realistic larh!

And TADA! Handsome and beast!

I think my smiles so fake. And I think she looks like a doll.

Since I rarely have pictures of myself alone.

And this is not taken by me.

And heres my cousins. DICKson(Like hopefully he has it)
followed by wanling's brother(As sick and crazy as her)
And Amos!(The barbie doll's brother. Like they have different parents)

My sister enjoying the food. Not even realising I am taking a
photo of her. GIRL-ART-URN! :D

Then went to ICEZ-POOL!
With the family sia!
So cool!

And my opponent. My third uncle. He used to play
billard the leh leh leh leh. Almost got pwn by him.
DAMN!

After. . .
2 hours i suppose.
I can finally say this.
FINISHED!!!!!!


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