WOO HOO! Its raining! But no. Not in Sengkang. But instead.. The rain cloud is actually right above me. I am all wet! I mean, I am sweating like a pig. Yea. Just finished mopping the floor. I am a good boy :D
So yeap. I shall start blogging now. I just had kfc alittle while ago. Had zinger burger, cheese fries and 2 cups of whipped potato. And one of the cups was actually free. (Okay. My mum just walked pass my window which is facing the corridoor and just irritated me. #$^$^%%$) Oh yea. Back to the cup that is free. I met Benny, Josephine, Jasmine, Melissa and a stupid girl who enjoys telling me Bye bye. NA BEI So they had a friend working at the KFC so I said in a joking way. "Can go in and help me take 1 whipped potato" > He walks in and comes back out with a cup of whipped potato. LIKE SUPER STEADY? LOL
Before that I woke up at 1 plus when I think I slept at like 5am? Woke up because I wanted to go swimming. But then it was drizzling. HAix. And whats worst was that after I cycled to anchorvale CC then it started drizzling. So cycled home, CS-ed alittle while. And out again when it was bright and sunny :D Swam till my eyes felt like Robin Hood was shooting arrows into my eyes for hours. DAMN!
Oh then yesterday. I went to SITEX. Hurhur. Went with me phar-me-lee. Its been like ages since I last went out with them on a weekend. Haix. So yea. SITEX was crowded like nuts. But there was this path where it was totally empty. So we walked pass to see what going on and read the booth beside the path. "@$%! Insurance Company" LOL! Explains huh? Then off to have Dim Sum. And since only me and my mum wanted Dim sum. Both of us ordered 9 dishes. :X When both of us finished the food. It felt like... A 7 month old baby suddenely popped in my stomach. (PUKES*)
And oh oh oh! I am sure you have heard about the new bra thingy for men. DAMN!
I know about men and women wanting equality. But this is just. WRONG! Whats WRONG with Japanese guys. Japanese girls are hot, I think we all know. But OH NO! Japanese guys = TURN OFF~ LOL
I think I am okay with Superman wearing his undies on the outside. Even though its actually quite gay too. But OMG! Can you imagine that one day. A superhero appears and he actually wears BRA? Well wait no longer. Cause... HOLY SHIT! Look what I found. Damn. WRONG WRONG WRONG! TOTALLY WRONG!
And lastly. I know this is also WRONG! But maybe this guy here really needs to wear underwear. Not saying that he needs a bra but... MANN! You get what I mean. Just before I started on my lunch I spotted this. Hehe. I know I am nice. I took the photo whereby his hand blocked the wife's hand. HEHEHE!
---------------------------------------------------------------- OKAY! Tags shall be replied here. Hoped you bothered reading what I blogged above :X
passerbyer: LOLS We all have strong LJs. hahahah
angus: ARH. I ask wk ler larh. And i changed off some stuff. Relax. :D
yihao: Yea. As scary as W16Q people. SHEESH.
cecilia: CHI~ We should give a name to yvonne too. She keep sleeping on the table.
elleen: CHEY! OH OH OH! You know I think you look so un-elleenish with the make up on!
angi: YA LA YA LA GUAI PO PO! I am so nice to give you a nice name sia. And BLOGGED!
jilleen: neh neh neh. Blogged liaoded. Its up! :D
rusydi: YO! hehe. I shall visit your blog asap. TC TOO!
stan: Ya ya. You see. Er. See what arh? Oh yea. I think Quarantine sux.
chenning: Erm. Okokok. You very nice. And tag your blog arh. Errr.. See BARH! LOL
eunice: LOL! Erm. Dont worry. I think people who see my blog arent kids. Or at least are above 16? :X
Melissa: COOL?! you want also arh? LOLS I help you tell jasmine they all do for you? I will join into on your bday okay? :D
Off to bath. And stop the rain from coming down above me. :X
7:32:00 PM,
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Tuesday, November 25, 2008
WOOTS
5 days without blogging. Heres like 20+ pictures. Of what happened in one day. That was erm. Last friday. But first I shall start with a random picture of my classmate in class. TADA Here is yvonne lim. And they say I sleep like a log. Students of W16Q look at this photo and tell me again, whos the log?
Okay. Back to the main topic. Friday. Went over to HongHui's house to erm. I have no idea what we were doing there anyway. I thought there was going to be a movie marathon thingy. But when you put
Honghui's SICK,PERVERTIC,SADISTIC mind AND Honghui's empty house AND A bunch of guys who are willing to follow his plans.
You get absolute catastrophe. (I think that is how you use the word.)
So now. Weapon of choice for the day. DEEP HEAT SPORT. And okay. Read the above carefully. It states "PAIN RELIEF SPRAY" Hahaha? Pain relief my ass.
So here we go. Everything started off with peaceful gaying. Then everything got alittle bit nastier and it went to "THE FLOOR" And whenever we get together. We always do our favourite activity. "THE TAUPOK SESSION" And when we end. We enjoy torturing each other's privates. Look at how much Seng Guan is enjoying it. SHIOK YEA? THEN PPIIIUUUUUU!! Flips over. LOOK! Chong Ee is on "THE FLOOR" now.
Okay. From here on. The pictures might get a bit DISGUSTING First. We spray the "PAIN RELIEVER" on his. WHOLE BODY? Including his privates. -..- Then weapon of choice 2. WASABI OPEN WIDE MR TAN! :D
Then after that. They put in a huge ice cube into his. Pants, or erm. I think its called underwear. :X And Taihong pressed down on it. Wonder if he got a frostbite below. LOL
Then the next star of the day came in. WEEKIAT! I think you have suffered the most by the way. Feel so happy for you. :D So they tied him to the chair. Did some #$^%@#$%^#$^% stuff. and TOOK OMG WTF BBQ pictures while he was suffering. LOL SICK HUH?
And okay. I aint very sure about the sequence anymore. But of course. The host should recieve some treatment too right? But look. It doesnt seem to be working.
HIS TOO HAPPY? I THINK HE LOVES IT. HONG HUI IS TRULY SICK IN THE MIND
And look. After spraying the pain reliever thingy. We clicked his err. Peanuts? LOLS And of course a little bit of wasabi and ice too. He should understand how we feel.
Then there was gary too. LOL His was quite terrible too. READY??? SET? GO! Standard treatment with the spray and ice. But then. Seng guan went "LETS PLAY TIC TAC TOE" The picture above tells all.
And others who recieved the ENJOYMENT Were Me.. Jing Yang And Taihong. OOPS! I dont think I should be taking this.
I think at the end of everything. We could truly tell each other.
"I FEEL YOU MAN"
So well. Dinner after that. And heres Seng Guan. Having fun with Peas and Corns. His so proud that he put them in such a nice pattern.
And thats the end of the torturing. Now for some humanly actions. WEE KIAT! CHONG EE! GAYS?! OMG! And finally. Happy bday guys.
Went to Chong Ee's house after that. Tonned. Mac delivery in the morning. AND HOMED! IT WAS FUN! :D
10:47:00 AM,
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Thursday, November 20, 2008
Woots. I wanted to post this video like ages ago. Kept forgetting too though. It on this kid playing a guitar. And his really a "kid" okay. Super cool. My new idol. :D
------------------------------------------------------- Okay. First to reply the tags. Got a stupid habit now to blog only when theres a bunch of tags to reply. Hehe.
jasmineeee: Wow. You love it too? LOLs. like brother like sister hors? XD
steph: Erm erm erm. I lost the website ler. But I think its on the picture somewhere! You must be full of disorders de barh! :D
desmond: Hurhur. Thats what I tried to do larh. Wah lao. Is the stupid Yi hao fault. So kaypoh.
wasabi: I am goin to see him later. And lol. Twit.
weini: YES? What thing so funny? :X
cecilia: I must sleep everyday de lorhs. If i dont sleep on that day means i am abnormal for that day liao lorhs.
Nat: Huhs? Thanks for what thing? What happen?
stan: Erm. No. Actually. NO! LOLS DEFINITELY NOT!
wk: LOL! yes yes. High school never ends. I would prefer secondary school never ends! :S I miss it so badly. DAMN
sg: Erm. You know. Not to break your heart or something but. I put the names in randomly. LOLS
josephine: Ermm. You are being sarcastic again lorhs. Shit! -,.- You know you are really scary when you do that.
First! One random picture of Jasper. He was balancing on the bicycle in this position for quite some time. LOL huh? Like a monkey doing wheel tricks. OOPS
Class was hilarious yesterday. Full of. Ermm. Vulgarities? WAH LAO EH! , WAH LAN EH!, YOU MOTHER LARH, YOUR FATHER LARH! and I think many others. Lessons in RP filled with this. Fun yea? Thanks to jasper's group which came up with a skit, vulgarities filled the air and so did laughter. :X Other than that, The facilitator for enterprise is really funny. I think that she is most probably my favourite faci other than the communications faci. :P
And another random picture. This time its of jackie. So cute huh? Look at his face. Its said that a picture holds a thousand words. But in this case. It just means. @%^#$^&#%^@#$%@#$^@ WTF!
Let me explain. We were playing bball in the rain a few days ago until both of us were really tired and our backs felt like we were wearing belts that weighed more than my mum. OOPS AGaIN Erm. So the ball actually bounced towards the steps and because Jackie was lazy to bend down and chase after the ball he decided to hit the ball really hard so that it would rebound back.
But. The ball amazingly bounced up the stairs. And stopped in the middle. LOLS! I think we ended laughing until our belts fell off and we rolled on the floor aka ROFL! :D
A day without seeing you. A day without holding you. A day without your warmth. Feels like a decade in the snow. MISSES*
1:54:00 PM,
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Monday, November 17, 2008
RAIN RAIN RAIN! Yes, I love the rain. Its not a secret anymore. I do love the rain. And I actually think people hate me for that. :X
But I really do love the rain! Its time when you look like SHIT! Really really wet shit. :D
You see. Shit version 1. And Shit version 2. Together. We form the SHITHEADS!
I cant remember when. But well, we were quite high and stuff. So we ended up playing in the rain. But at first. I didnt want to cross. So when we went.
1.. 2... 3.... GO!!! Then I pangseh-ed jackie who ran across the road. TADA! Look! His in the rain while I am in the shelter. And he was shouting something like. %@$^#$^@#^%#&#$% Across the road. LOL! But of course. He ran back. Dragged me out into the rain. And we went chaotic. WOOTS! Love the rain. :D
OH OH OH. I just did this quiz a little while ago. Its some personality disorder thing. And looks like I am in the safe zone. I am moderate~ :D
And also. I just read this on stomp. Reminded me of my birthday. Damn. I aint sure which is worst. Hers on mine. But maybe I should be on stomp too~ DAMN! CLICK HERE Its quite interesting. Its said that she didnt mind. Or something like that.
----------------------------------------------------- ----------------------------------------------------- HOKIE DOOKIE Quiz from Josephine and Melissa. So since both of them tagged me to do. I think I will need 2 answers for the first few questions. So here goes.
1] the person who tagged me? MELISSA AND JOSEPHINE
2] your relationship with her/him? Melissa - Friend Josephine - Friend Erm. I think. I mean. Both - Good friends :D
3] Your impression of him/her? Melissa - Crazy and has a really scary laughter. Josephine - Makes me feel guilty when I dont say shit.
4] The most memorable thing she/he had done for you? Melissa - Laugh her ass off all the time. :X Josephine - $$ for the erm. Mouse? The bball turned into a mouse.
5] if he/she become your lover,you will? Both - I will take the lift up to the tallest building in singapore. Drink Acid. Take 10 bottles of sleeping pills Jump down. Hope that a truck rams my dead body.
I think I am so bad. I am just joking. Please dont kill me. Both of you. :X
6] if he/she becomes your lover,things he/she will have to work on? Both - Work on arh. Work for barh. Work for money and "YANG WO" :D
7] if he/she becomes your enemy.How? I think they will kill me? I wont be able to do anything!
8] what is it you want to tell him/her now? Both - Please dont kill me because of my answers. :D You two rocks!
9] your overall impression of him/her now? Both - This question is so familiar. Please refer to question 3.
10] how do you think ppl around you,will feel about you? Irritating, Annoying, Disturbing. Hopefully in a funny way.
11] the characters of yourself you love are? Irritating, Annoying, Disturbing in a funny way.
12] the most ideal person you want to be? Anyone but me barh. I think I answered this before. SHIT!
13] for people who care for you and like you,say something to them. I CARE FOR YOU TOO! AND I LIKE YOU TOO! i think... hmmm.
choose 10 people to be tagged { it's okay if you dont wanna do :) } 1 Wee KIAT! ( I finally remember you. So please do this ) 2 Seng Guan 3 Cecilia 4 Jackie 5 Clement 6 Fidelis 7 Jasmine(SISTER) 8 Guan Wei 9 Jing Yang 10 Elleen Chua
14]who is no.6 having a relationship with? I wish I knew. :X 15]if no.7 and 10 are together,will it be a good thing? They would be so loving. :D 16]what is no.2 studying about? Some business thing barh. But I think his majoring in DOTA and LAMO-LOGY 17]when was the last time you had a chat with no.3? Shes beside me now. -,.- 18]what kind of music do no.8 likes? Kindergarden songs sang by little FEMALE children. 19]does no.1 have any siblings? FXCK! WEE KIAT! I GOT A QUESTION I NEED TO ASK YOU NOW. 20]will you woo no.3? No. Even if she goes for plastic surgery. I dont think so. 21] how about no. 7? OF COURSE! I WOULD LOVE TO! LOL! 22]is no.4 single? NO! His attached to me :D 23]what is the surname of no.5? LEONG. Leong xiao bai. 24]what is the hobby of no.10? Suntanning. OOPS 25]do no.5 and no.9 get along well? They got a common hobby. Its got lothar,dota,pappaya. 26]where do no.9 live? In a god damn nice room. 27]what colour do no.4 like? I am not sure. I think he hates pink though. :X 28]what is no.10 doing now? Working? Or sleeping. Err. I DONT KNOW
FINISHED! :D Its raining in woodlands now. Wow.
9:06:00 AM,
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Tuesday, November 11, 2008
Whats wrong with me. Zzz. I think I have got too many problems that I can tell people. In fact I got 1 major problem that is screwing up my life. And I think that would be.
I think too much. I worry too much. I am not as optimistic as I used to be. I am so bloody pessimistic these days.
Anyway. Today's problem is about metaphors. So see-you-to-pit. I am not into metaphors. I can handle similies but omg! Metaphors?! I cant think of nice ideas. I cant think of proper descriptions. I think I need to read more books. Increase the amount of vocabulary in my head. Sheesh.
But erm. We did something fun today. The faci wrote our names on small pieces of paper. Folded them up and gave each one of us one. Then we had to open the paper and think of a metaphor to describe that person. And then we took turns and read the metaphor we wrote about that person and the rest of the class had to guess who we were actually talking about. And wow.
Cecilia so bloody heng da bian got my name when she was sitting beside me. -..- So dumb I tell you. Then she was like unable to think of a metaphor. So she ended up just saying a description. "He sleeps like a log during break time but is able to do well when he wakes up" The whole class immediately guessed me. -,.-
I am a log. Damn.
3:05:00 PM,
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Monday, November 10, 2008
Penguins are IMBA. Cute and cuddly boys. Cute and cuddly. :D
Yesterday. Had an ideal sunday evening. Super funny animation on the tv with pizza. Yes. Rite pizza. Shall sooner or later take over pizzahut. I think canadian pizza has already gotten pwn by Rite pizza. Sheesh. And if you dont know about RITE pizza. You are missing out in life damn it! :D
ANYWAY! Its... SESAME STREET BIRTHDAY TODAY! Today Today Today, 1969, 10th of November, whichis like39 years ago. OMG. The first ever episode of sesame street premiered! I think they are in all of our childhoods yea. For those that are younger than 39 years old that is. Hmm.
I got alittle bit bored in class. So I actually searched around for some interesting things on Sesame Street. And heres what I found out.
1) The count is nearly two million years old. (The count is the vampire that counts while playing the piano.)
2) The Count’s laugh after counting each number was discontinued over concerns of it frightening children.
3) There is a rumor going around saying that Bert and Ernie are gay. - Makes everything so much more interesting.
4) They are not gay. - ): How saddening huh? LOL
5) Contrary to popular belief, Big Bird is not a canary. He’s a Golden Condor.
6) Elmo only debuted in 1984.
7) And hurhurhur. There used to be a movie called . . . "Follow that bird" :X
Oh oh oh. And heres a video. Its called - When Count meets cookies monster. Gotta watch it!
And heh heh heh. This is the motivation for me to blog today! Its been quite a long time since I have seen 3As in a week! :D SO HAPPY!
And oh yea. I went swimming again with the same group of people. Yong qin, Manfred, Jun Ming, Zhi Ying, Clement(not part of the same group) and Angus. I think thats all barh. Errr. Swam and did really silly things like pushing each other into the water. And creating a chain reaction whereby one by one each got pushed down into the water. :X So fun. Then like in the end nobody dared to walk near the water.
Went for dinner after that at KFC. Slacked there for alittle while then decided to go to Taihong's house to watch soccer. But but but. Because of a super cool manfred who pang seh us. And decided not to go. Our plans changed. So mafan. Then in the end we all went to plaza. Its been like a million years since i pool-ed. Sheesh. Got pwn by jingyang in the start but luckily managed to win back a few rounds after warming up and refreshing my memory. Haix. Need to pool more. Went to see what the rest of the guys were doing after that. AND DAMN! They were CS-ing! Like BOJIO! So played cs awhile and dota awhile then HOMED. Oh. And I thought that well. Since we are suppose to learn something everyday. I think I learnt a few things that day too.
One - Jun Ming says really lame and cold jokes. Two - Clement is into old aunties reading newspaper while sitting in a very disgusting manner. Three - Taihong is like a super steady guy. Four - Manfred like doing last minute pangseh Five - Manfred has no hand and eye coordination Six - Guanwei actually watches soccer. (I really didnt know this) Seven - Hanbin is not bad at CS.
9:26:00 AM,
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Friday, November 7, 2008
SORE EYE SORE EYE SORE EYE SORE EYE SORE EYE I LIKE THE NUMBER FIVE!
RANDOMSSSSSS I just woke up alittle while ago and its was just a short nap. And i wasnt watching porn damn it! But i woke up with a red eye! Scared the shits out of me when I looked into the mirror. (Lucky I did not have the urge to poop)
Then my fingers is in pain! Yesterday, after school ritzio came down to find me! Its his holiday and he was dead bored at home. So being the nice and wonderful monticool cousin I am of course I will accompany him. :D
So he came down in the afternoon. We watched something that both of us like. Erm. Sounds abit wrong. But its not what you think. Its just some taiwanese drama. Then we went down to play basketball! And thats where my finger pain came from. No its not his fault. But its some retard on the basketball court's fault. I was craving for a match so we decided to ask people to play awhile. And the guy that I was playing with. I dont know whats his problem because he has got to open his mouth so big and when I tried to snatch his ball, he bent down and closed his mouth. AND TADA! My finger was inside for about 0.3 seconds. AND TADA! It started squirting some tomato ketchup! *SIGN*
Then then then. Went back home AND TADA! He stayed over. lols. Even though I had school the next day, he stayed over. And obviously when people stay over people sleep late. AND TADA! I slept at like 3plus going 4am? SHEESH I was like a robot who has lost at least a thousand screws in me when I was in school today. Cant shut up. Like there was once.
Facilitator(Teacher) : So do you all have any questions to ask? Class: No. Facilitator(Teacher) : Are you all sure? I might have to grade you all the same grades you know. - Trying to get us to ask questions. ME: Erm. Chi Bao Ler Mei You?
Yes, I think I was quite irritating today. Hmmm. And check out my class today. Its not really a class huh?
Practically half of the class disappeared before presentation time. Like WOOT! So fun yea. Republic Poly Rocks. And the students of Republic Poly are very hardworking. :S
And here are the pictures I "Tou Pai" yesterday. HEHE LOOK! His like nuts of the game his playing. He still doesnt realize I am taking pictures... AND STILL DOESNT! DAMN! I should have just moved backwards. And like finally. He got it. LOLS AND HE SMILED!
OKAY OKAY! Now 2 more random shit.
During Breakfast, I saw this guy whos quite shuai. ( I AM NOT GAY, Its just that sometimes you have to look at both sexes) So I told Bryan.
Me: Hey you see that guy in green, his quite shuai. Bryan: Will meh? His hair like last time put alot of gel but then nowadays no money buy gel like that. (Translated from Chinese to English.)
And and and. This is from Clement's blog It says there. 3.Your 5 impressions of him/her. 1)Every-girl's-lover 2)Bastard 3)Irritating at sometimes 4)Bouncy, jumpy? 5)Cs pro
I read the first point and the first thing I though of was. OMG? Every-girl. HOW IF MANFRED FALLS FOR ME?!
