WOO HOO!
After 1 afternoon of uploading photos.
I finally can start blogging.
DEEEEEEEEEEEEE -AM!

So first.
I want to say sorry.
So those who were chasing after me yesterday.
like Honghui, Chong Ee and Clement.
I am sorry.
I was like seriously "Bueh" steady yesterday.
But its because of what happened to me in school on friday.
I cant take anymore torture.
I think I might just cry. :(

And secondly.
I want to thank Fidelis and Zhiying for the uber nice
bagpack! You two ROCKS!
And and and.
JOJO! IF you are reading this. I WANT MY BBALL!

SO erm.
I shall start with yesterday.
Went to the october babies bday celebration thingy
at Par-sir-ris park.
And because of Mr Popular/have-lots-of-friends and OMGWTFBBQ
there were like tons of people there!

You cant really see shit.

But erm just count the human shapes.

And there he is after being tortured.
And us singing his bday song.
He got drunk after that.
And he was redder than a lobster/apple,
crazier than himself,
hornier than kenneth teo,
sicker than wee kiat,
and erm just more OMGWTFBBQ-ish.

Okay. Maybe he wasnt all that.
I was just trying to advertise the characteristics of
wee kiat and kenneth teo. :D

Well I wasnt with the group for the most part of it because
Jackie was warning me not to go back. (THANKS JACKIE, REALLY)
So I spent most of the time with Zhiying,Fidelis and Jackie then JY came.
:D Had quite some fun at the playground thingy though.
And I think I am lagging but, THE RED SPIDER WEB THING IS GONE!
OWWE MEEEAIII GOOARRDD~!


And finally. A nice picture of us, the bday boys.
Oh and the cards are made by LIUYUN GONGZU!
ARIGATO! LIU YUN!

And well.
I want to talk more about this,
But damn.
I feel so bad being unable to.
SO MOVING ON!
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3rd Octobeeee~
The day I knew I shouldnt have went to school.
DAMN!

But the night before was so nice!
Lots of nice wishes by people.
Like elleen webcamming and calling me.
and and and Sam singing and recording her bday song and
sending it to me!
SO NICE LARH!
AND WELL! ONE UBER BIG SURPRISE IS
JING YANG SMS ME SOMETHING THAT WAS
ACTUALLY HILARIOUSLY CUTE! WOW!


YES! MY face sucks!

And theres the cute lil girl who wished my in such a nice way!
:D :D :D

So the next day.
School started really peacefully.
I thought nobody knew anything about my bday.
So went down for breakfast.
And decided to let my ex-classmates know that its my bday.
THEN THEY WERE LIKE!
"OH MY GOD!" and obviously nobody knew.
But well.
Its okay, I didnt want people to know in the first place.
So they were so nice and sang bday song for me in the canteen.
AT A REALLY REALLY REALLY HIGH VOLUME!
Which meant that lots of people knew.
-..-

Then went back to class and sort of found out that
something was very very very wrong.
Stanley was looking at me with killer eyes and everyone
keeps laughing for no reason.
Then i sorta realized that I am so doomed?

So it all started.
They tied me to a chair with raffia string.
Spun me around like a bitch and pushed me
from one end of the corridor to the other and smashed me
into a bunch of rubbish bins.
I was like a bowling ball on rollers hitting really huge bowling pins.

Then just when I thought it was over.
They risked my life by bringing me to the third floor.
There is a slope that leads all the way down to the first floor.

Yes thats the slope.
And they rolled me down,
Or rather pushed me really really hard down.

And I hit that drain thingy.
Flipped and smashed my face on the floor with the other
parts of my body.

And then there was round two.
Rolled me up again to push me back down.

And the round 3 was the worst.
Jasper swung me around before releasing me downwards.
FXCK SCARY YOU KNOW!

Then they brought me to the field in the middle of school.
Pushed me down. Left me to die.

The raffia string is fxcking painful you know.
DAMN!

And finally I got out of the chair. (Photo edited by CCL)

But,
They tied me up again.

And brought me to a random class.

Stopped to reinforce the raffia strings.

Left me in a class and tied me up with rubber strings.

Carried me up again. And transported to a class with chiobus.

Yes, they were enjoying KFC. While i suffered there.
I asked if anyone could untie me but they just replied
"Bu ke yi, Wo men de shou you~"
Like wtf.

Then they brought me back up to the 6th floor.
Tied me from the water cooler to the handicap toilet door.
And finally it ended.
With bruises like these.

Fxcking raffia string.

I think people get sick and sadistic when they reach the age
of 17.

BYE.
And hopefully those who chased after me yesterday would
understand why I dont want to be tortured anymore.

4:22:00 PM,
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